Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be A Filipino-American US President according to Mr. David Letterman

This is absolutely funny and true...Iba talaga tayong mga Pinoy. 
Napanood nyo ba yung episode ni Mr. David Letterman about his top ten reasons kung bakit hindi pwede ang Fil-Ams maging presidente ng US...

And here are the reasons:

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws & extended families...

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, 2 Camry, 2 Toyota 4Runners, a Mercedes Benz, & an MPV (My Pinoy Van)...

8. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners... 

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?... 

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon & fork...

5. Secret Service Staff won't respond to...psst...psst...or...hoy!...hoy!

4.Secret Staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or a statue of the Sto. Niño on the dashboard...

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke Music Machine for every room in the White House...

2. State dinners do not aloow "take-home"...

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS....

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight "Balikbayan" boxes...

Now you know... :)