This is absolutely funny and true...Iba talaga tayong mga Pinoy.
Napanood nyo ba yung episode ni Mr. David Letterman about his top ten reasons kung bakit hindi pwede ang Fil-Ams maging presidente ng US...
And here are the reasons:
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws & extended families...
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, 2 Camry, 2 Toyota 4Runners, a Mercedes Benz, & an MPV (My Pinoy Van)...
8. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners...
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?...
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon & fork...
5. Secret Service Staff won't respond to...psst...psst...or...hoy!...hoy!
4.Secret Staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or a statue of the Sto. Niño on the dashboard...
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke Music Machine for every room in the White House...
2. State dinners do not aloow "take-home"...
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS....
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight "Balikbayan" boxes...
Now you know... :)
Napanood nyo ba yung episode ni Mr. David Letterman about his top ten reasons kung bakit hindi pwede ang Fil-Ams maging presidente ng US...
And here are the reasons:
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws & extended families...
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, 2 Camry, 2 Toyota 4Runners, a Mercedes Benz, & an MPV (My Pinoy Van)...
8. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners...
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?...
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon & fork...
5. Secret Service Staff won't respond to...psst...psst...or...hoy!...hoy!
4.Secret Staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or a statue of the Sto. Niño on the dashboard...
3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke Music Machine for every room in the White House...
2. State dinners do not aloow "take-home"...
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS....
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight "Balikbayan" boxes...
Now you know... :)